The lottery winner


What is a joke?

A woman gets home, runs into her house, slams the door and shouts,

"Honey, pack your bags, I won the lottery!!!!"

The husband says, "Wow! That's great! Should I pack for the ocean or should I pack for the mountains?"

She says, "I don't care. Just get out the hell out!"


The husband thinks that they'll go away together for their holiday, but the wife just wants him out of her life now that she's won the lottery!

To slam a door is to shut the door very hard.

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